Adaptive Wake Engine™
Every snooze increases response intensity. We learn. You learn faster.
Precision Delivery System™
Consistent. Accurate. Unfortunately for you.
Sleep Resistance Detection™
Knows when you're awake. Knows when you're pretending.
Data & Insights
Track your mornings. Improve your life. Or get better at running.
Snooze.
We dare you.
0.3s
Response time
Blink and you'll miss it.
Adaptive force
Dynamic calibration
Adjusts to your sleep resistance.
Industrial-grade impact
Built to motivate
Not to cuddle.
Silent approach
Maximum surprise
Zero mercy.
Choose your wake-up intensity™
Precision wake assistance calibrated to your level of denial.
The Nudge
"Hey. Morning."
Gentle contact. For people who mostly have their life together.
The Reminder
"We talked about this."
Firm encouragement. Mild regret.
The Consequence
"You made your choice."
For repeat snoozers. Accountability has entered the bedroom.
The Intervention
"This has gone far enough."
Maximum recommended wake assistance. You WILL be participating in today.
Italian Mother™
"IT'S 7:14. THE DAY IS HALF OVER."
Maximum force. Maximum disappointment. Somehow she's also already cleaned your kitchen.
Intensity automatically increases with each snooze.
Italian Mother™ cannot be disabled after the third snooze.
Engineered for results
98%
Wake-up success rate.*
The other 2% disconnected the arm.
Chart goes here
* Based on internal studies.
Stop negotiating.
Because alarms negotiate.
SL.App doesn't ask nicely. It delivers. Every time.
Learn how it worksChoose your level of commitment
SL.App
Free
Alarm. Tracking. Sleep analytics.
App only
SL.Arm One™
$1,999
Essential wake assistance.
One arm. One objective.
SL.Arm Pro™
$2,499
Adaptive power. Faster response.
For experienced snoozers.
SL.Arm Duo™
$3,999
Two independent arms. Because apparently one wasn't enough.
For people who keep making bad decisions.ENGINEERED TO INTERACT
MORE THAN AN ALARM.
UNFORTUNATELY.
SL.Arm doesn't just wake you up. It's engineered to interact with you. Whether you asked for that or not.
IDLE MODE™
Finger tapping. Small waves. Casual following. It gets bored too.
Always watching. Not creepy.REACTION SYSTEM™
Push it away and it repositions. Push it again and it develops an attitude.
Personal boundaries are adaptive.ARM WRESTLING MODE™
Five difficulty levels. Precision force control. Absolutely no reason for this to exist.
Your dignity is not covered by warranty.PERSONALITY ENGINE™
Professional. Supportive. Passive-Aggressive. Chaotic. Military. Canadian.
Canadian hits hard. Says sorry.WHAT'S IN THE BOX
Everything you need
to regret snoozing.
- SL.Arm™ model of your choice
- Magnetic bedside base
- Power adapter
- Quick start guide
- Your inevitable respect
Pillow, dignity and replacement nightstand sold separately.
ALWAYS CONNECTED
Your mornings.
Unfortunately documented.
- Real-time arm status
- Snooze tracking
- Impact history
- Personality controls
- Firmware updates
REAL PEOPLE. REAL MORNINGS.
Apparently,
it works.
“I went from seven snoozes to zero. Best investment I've ever made.
Alex D.
“It's aggressive. It's mean. It's exactly what I needed.
Sarah M.
“The arm challenged me to arm wrestling. I don't want to talk about it.
Chris P.
“Canadian Mode hit me, apologized, then hit me again.
Mike R.
ENGINEERING BETTER MORNINGS.
MORNINGS ARE WON,
NOT HOPED FOR.
SL.App™ Physical Wake Assistant.